I've been waxing my car for 20 years... and I still don't know karate

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Easter is here... and I still have my Christmas tree up

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Australian Problems

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I've decided not to have kids... The kids are taking it pretty hard

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I made "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks... I don't even work there

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God gives us only what we can handle... That's why I can't have coffee

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Why do my children want dinner every night?

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